And she's real pretty, and she's real into you

And i can effectively quote songstress Jenny Lewis without sounding not straight as songstress Jenny Lewis sings abo... 'ang on, singing that doesnt make me sound not straight, but because of general stereotypical songs all directed at the opposite sex, that would make me quoting this similar to talking to someone not straight. the best.

I read today a livejournal, the lower form of blog, or the more priavte and therefore higher form of blog, by a finnish girl who writes one thing she learns everyday. It's quite interesting and i could learn a thing or two from her. So i have, i will write one thing that i learned today. Except she usually writes more than one thing she learns so i will write more than one.

- You get out what you put in
This is very much true, you will receive the generosity or cheerfulness that you grant to another person. Unless said person is socially awkward. I learnt this whilst working on a till. Stand depressed you'll feel worse as your frown reflects right in front of you. Smile, and you're smiled at :D

-Daydreaming it is hard to get out of
wha?

-Coffee is nicer when its winter
I didnt learn this today but i would just like to warn those who read this that coffee is nicer when its winter. Its still nice when its summer but it does not achieve the effect of the sun. Or maybe what i mean is coffee is nicer when the coffee itself isnt cold.

-Films are easier to understand when you listen to the dialogue, not just look at the pictures.
A bit like books... and atlas'

Since the sun died, the second time

the suitcase of my future stares back at me, during its desperate plight to defend itself from all the bed bugs you wished would never bite me. motionless, circles of influence tower on their ruler raked home-furniture - who would have thought something so solid and straight could save so much?

its been about two minutes since the sun died the second time. electricity is not as it should be.

~TRANSLATION OF MY SPONTANEOUS POETRY~

I am staring at my monitor whilst it runs Norton antivirus. I look up slightly to the sight of my CD collection on my shelf. This provokes thought. Two minutes ago, my top light flickered.


I like the thought of the sun dying a second time, i like that line. I like the sun being a representation of my top light. I like my top light briefly being compared to an enormous life controlling source of energy, a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nucleur furnice where hydrogen is burnt into helium at temperatures of millions of degrees. I like to hold the lightswitch to that.

I once wrote, perhaps about the sun,

"or baby you could come with me to the sun, maybe we could burn some calories."

in this case, the sun is infinite foods in Brighton. This shop is heavenly, you go here to enjoy a nice salad or herbal tea. But they also sell vegan chocolate cake, the only chocolate cake i can actually eat, so burn calories i DONT.

Quizzed

In a desperate attempt to earn a free subway or something i was asked the following question

Q: what planet is closer to the Coruscant system, Endor or Hoth?

I answered Endor because of the Death Star's movements, but i was wrong. Of course it's hoth, Hoth is right in the middle of the galaxy(i think) near Coruscant! Endor is way out. Man i was so angry, i cried in the subway toilet.

(A: Hoth)

Tuesdays Menu

La de da, I am cooking. Now i do not have experience in the cooking department so i called the help of an old rustic looking cookbook to help. I decided to make "lime and walnut chicken stir fry".

I don't have either lime or walnuts so instead i used the following ingredients
Ingredients:
2 slices of chicken breast
4 spring onions
1/2 a yellow pepper
1 apple
grated ginger
sunflower oil

I improvised most of this, therefore it is truly mine as opposed to rustic looking cookbook.and It tastes nice.

1. chop up chicken using a sharp knife. The best technique is to apply a large amount of force to the chicken from the knife, so it is well and truly bludgeoned. Please put these chicken parts to one side

2. Get 1/2 a pepper, 4 spring onions and an apple and chop them up into small portions.

3. Put a wok on a hob and twist the knob to "9". Now put some sunflower oil in (ambiguous amount) followed by the vegetables/fruit. Stir these until the sunflower oil starts spitting at you

4. Throw in those chicken pieces (or quorn pieces if you suffer from vegeterian) you prepared earlier and stir more. Wear eye protection during this process for the sunflower oil will now be err oxidating and it is dangerous.

5. Put a safety net or wok guard over the wok to prevent spitting onto your kitchen surfaces. Wait 3-5 minutes and then pour contents onto a plate.

6. Enjoy! (eat)

Serving suggestion

I used some old sunglasses as my eye protection and they did the trick. Also make sure the chicken is cooked because otherwise you could get food poisoning. to check that chicken is cooked bite a piece and if it tastes like chicken then it is cooked.

Poets.

I got an email from somebody called Christophe Dominguez, subject name Re: iomen dedicate, thus suggesting i emailed him first (i didn't). I would have thought it was a piece of poetry from an anonymous stalker but it came with a picture of tablets ranging from viagra ($3.33) to xanax ($1.42). I'm not going to reply.

"followed my guide up a stony path to the entrance with my weary

by name-and we have never been introduced. Of course if you were

could stumble over they had lifted him and were following the guard,

where all this might have ended if Floyd hadnt made a disgustingly

his clothes had been near soap and water. And he talked about unclean!

going on in this place. Ill bet on nature and some kind of connection

Nor was it a real pool.

that manner and assumed it was the local dialect.

booklet, a canteen of distilled water, as well as a weeks supply of

musical numbers from the archaic junk. He proved to be a good hand at

drinking buddy, Admiral Benbow.

Two days? And I had like maybe six and a half to live unless the

our rehearsal studio. Zach whispered in my ear. I recognize him-"

Final analysis: Lumpkins, above all things, are stupid

Bubbles: And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE.

Narrator: And so, once again, the day is saved, thanks to... Benjamin Franklin's suggestion of setting clocks back during the winter for extra daylight to conserve economic spending on candles... and the Powerpuff Girls.

I like the cool ones...
Sophie likes the silly one.

Man: Son, when I was your age, I was 12.

I don't remember many of these quotes. When I was 13 or so I thought I knew them all, but apparently not, IMDB has selected others. I remember Mayor was addicted to Gherkins so he wore a Gherkin Patch.

Free Starch for All

azzt_rhell: Greetings fellow Sentinent
BespinFlies: Aah. hello
* Azzt_Rhell thinks that Bespin actually floats, not flies...
BespinFlies: Its play on words my friend
BespinFlies: But come to think of it it's pretty pointless
azzt_rhell: No. Really.
* Azzt_Rhell causes Bespin to stop floating/flying.
BespinFlies: I was thinking of a Fly (noun) on Bespin
* Azzt_Rhell watches Bespin go boom.
* BespinFlies cried
* BespinFlies changed name to Bespinnomore
* Azzt_Rhell laughs.

I asked Azzt_Rhell what he was like and he said

* Azzt_Rhell is a human.
* Azzt_Rhell spends WAY too much time on his computer.
* Azzt_Rhell likes Star Wars, Star Trek, B5, and M:TG

Actually it could be a really pretty woman... flirting with me on a star wars chat room. That would be bizarre. To be honest we only have 1 and a half out of 5 things in common, so it would never work. (I spend quite a bit of time on my computer, dislike Star Trek, and don't know what B5 and M:TG are)

I want to change my name but that would mean Azzt_Rhell is better than me. He isnt talking anymore