Always Carry Ink

I got an anonoymous marriage proposal
I could teach you a think or two, yeah, yeah.

A ballpoint pen (also eponymously known in British English as a biro and pronounced bye-row in Britain but sometimes bee-row elsewhere), is a modern writing instrument. A ballpoint pen has an internal chamber filled with a viscous ink that is dispensed at the tip during use by the rolling action of a small metal sphere (0.7 mm to 1.2 mm in diameter); the ink dries almost immediately after contact with paper. Inexpensive, reliable and maintenance-free, the ballpoint has almost completely replaced the fountain pen in everyday writing.

Weird, some people call biro's "beerows". I copied this article so i could bitch about it because it makes handwriting look unloved. I could write "this belongs to you" beautifully in permanant marker on a bench, or in fountain pen on a post-it note. But no, i used a biro.